PES 2018 is not worth £55!

First thing’s first… mature content warning here folks… I made a swear.

I have written previously about how I’m excited about the new Pro Evolution game, upon hearing about it’s PC edition being brought up to snuff with the current gen console versions.

I wrote that however unforgivable the years of inferior ports were, I would probably buy the game and play a shitload of hours on it… but this is Konami we’re talking about here… they were obviously going to punch my excitement in the dick!

Yes, you can pre-order the new version of the game for £55. They honestly believe that we should be grateful to the tune of £15, for being years late delivering an acceptable product onto the PC market.

A well professional picture that is in no way wonky, shut up.

Two words Konami; FUCK THAT.

Fuck it with a large stick, covered in bees and monkey cum.

I will be looking into alternative methods of obtaining this game, and I encourage my one reader to do the same (obviously while staying on the correct side of the law).

#FucKonami